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LURES WILL CATCH US A CARP
ALBACORE
FILET O' SOLE
DEPTHS
FISHORDER
FISHYTAL
MAN O' WARSAW
TROUT FISHIN'
WHALE IN THE SAND
NO LOBSTER LOST
DEAD SOLES
SALMONPLAY

FUKISHIMA
ABALONE
EATERS OF FISH
FANGTOOTH FAILURES
FISH IN BOWLS

 

LURES WILL CATCH US A CARP

When the grouper bites hard
And the urchins are low
And red snappers have snapped
In the black depths of woe
We'll be setting our bait
Carpe diem below

And Lures
Lures will catch us a carp again
Lures
Lures will catch us a carp again

Why is the kelp bed so cold
Float away on your side
Is my timing a flounder
Left behind at low tide
Lures shaped like sand eels
That have caught us a prize

And Lures
Lures will catch us a carp again
Lures
Lures will catch us a carp again

Cries of trout in your sleep
That you lure there with krill
There's a taste in your mouth
of shrimp cocktail swilled
But the appeal of carp
And all the fish you have killed

Lures
Lures will catch us a carp again
Lures
Lures will catch us a carp again

ALBACORE

Swim
In water
Don't swim away
In water

See the dolphins
Happy dolphins
Endless kelp beds
Anemone seaweed

Don't
swim
away

Swim
In water
Don't swim away
In water

You can
change course
On a
sea horse

Like a mackerel
that mates
Migrating to spawn
Don't swim away

Fishes like you
Find it easy
Swimming upstream
Bubbles of air

They're hunting
in the rivers
in the streams
In the oceans

Eating brine shrimp
Anchovies ensnared
Don't swim away
In water

Don't
swim
away

FILET O' SOLE

Familiar fish fry
that says it all
Filet of sole
As I turned around and asked
what caught my eye she said
Filet of sole
As it gave away a sizzle
of its scent I knew
Filet of sole again
The smell of tartar sauce
and butter only grew and grew again
Filet of sole

Filet of sole again
Filet of sole
Filet of sole again
Filet of sole

Well I had to tell the chef
to take my plate away
Filet of sole again
It's a little bit bony
Doesn't smell OK
Filet of sole
The chef screamed out
kicking on his side and said
Filet of sole again
"I take pride in fish I cook
That man has lied about
My filet of sole"

Filet of sole again
Filet of sole
Filet of sole again
Filet of sole

Well she had to text her friend
to say she really craved
Filet of sole again
Filled with lots of
spelling errors and mistakes about
Filet of sole
She expressed herself with
emojis of fish trays and said
Filet of Sole again
And they walked to Freddy's Fish Buffet
for some fresh filet of sole

Filet of Sole again
Filet of Sole
Filet of Sole again
Filet of Sole

DEPTHS

Here are the young fish
Water weighs on their dorsals
Here are the young fish
Well where do they swim?

They dove through the depths
of Poseidon's chambers
Pushed to the limits
Their scales and fins

Watched from a boat
as the schools were out spawning
caught in a net
and served as fillet

Portrayal of tsunamis
and kelp bed destruction
The dolphins have suffered
The whales have cried

Where do they swim?
Where do they swim?
Where do they swim?
Where do they swim?

Murky inside
As we enter the shipwreck
Sharks are out prowling
and are ready to chase

These treasures that sank
and took these men with them
Mean nothing to fish
And all go to waste

Where do they swim?
Where do they swim?
Where do they swim?
Where do they swim?

FISHORDER

I've been waiting for a school of fish
to take me by the fin
Can these sensations make me
feel the spikes of a sea urchin?
These crustaceans make me feel the
pleasures of a manta ray
Caught a star but not a starfish
Now I'm a fish filet.

Swimming faster, swimming faster now
It's getting out of hand
In the reefs and in the coral
Sardine Disneyland
Lefteye flounder Righteye flounder
Atlantic Halibut
Caught a star but not a starfish
It's the deep sea cut

What floats to you
What floats to me
And we will flap our fins
I'm watching you take the lure
Then the net descends
Eating kelp and eating shrimp
And cod and albacore
Got the star but not the starfish
Portugese Man O War
Got the star but not the starfish
Portugese Man O War
Got the star but not the starfish
Portugese Man O War

Caught a star, but not a starfish
Caught a star, but not a starfish
Starfish Starfish Starfish Starfish
Starfish Starfish Staaaarfish

FISHYTAL

Sardines in a tin
Sardines in a tin
Covered in the brine
Oily salty brine
Sardines in a tin
Sardines in a tin

Swim in swim out
Pack in ship out
Swim in Swim out
Tide in Tide out

Sardines in a tin
Fish schools start to form
Tide pools cold and warm
They try to catch us all
Sardines in a tin
Sardines in a tin

Swim in swim out
Pack in ship out
Swim in Swim out
Tide in Tide out

I'd have the whole world
To see just what happens
to fellow pilchards
When they seal us in

Don't seal us in a can
Don't seal us in a can
Then fry us in a pan
Don't seal us in a can
In a can
In a can
In a can

MAN 'O' WARSAW

Eel pike koi clown tuna fish go!

I was there in the fishtank
When the power went out
Swam around in a panic
But a fish cannot shout

I grew up in the glass walls
Felt aquarium safe
But now I wish I had freedom
Of the ocean's embrace

In the sea
In the sea
In the sea

Hung around in the coral
When all the bubbles had stopped
I got flushed down the toilet
When I floated on top

On top of the water
Of the now darkened tank
My fish life has ended
I'm in the sewage and stank

In the sea
In the sea
In the sea

I could still hear the flushing
As I swirled down the hole
I Shot through the piping
And out in the cold
In the cold of the ocean
I am dead in the sea
The fish see my carcass
And they will eat me

In the sea
In the sea
In the sea

Eel pike koi clown tuna fish

TROUT FISHIN'

Reel em in
Live trout fishing
Reel em in
Live trout fishing

Underwater silence
Suddenly a hook drops
Worm impaled as a lure
Squirming in the sea

Fishpoles with strong lines
Luring in the trout
Gutting them for dinner
Writhing on the boooooooaaaaatttt

We all swim on
in the streams and the ponds
Hiding from predators just to
breed all our spawn

Along comes the fishline
with a tasty worm treat
We have no resistance
We all must eat

Flop flop flop flop flop
in the fishing boat
Flop flop flop flop flop
in the fishing boat
Flop flop flop flop flop
in the fishing boat
Flop flop flop flop flop
in the fishing boat

We can swim on
as though nothing is wrong
as our brothers and sisters
get caught and eaten
No mercy just lunch
is all that they know
to sacrifice life
In the turbulent flow

And we all floooooooppppppppp

Flop flop flop flop flop
in the fishing boat
Flop flop flop flop flop
in the fishing boat
Flop flop flop flop flop
in the fishing boat
Flop flop flop flop flop
in the fishing boat

WHALE IN THE SAND

This is the beach
The end of it all
You swam up on shore
It's your curtain call

You've seen your calves
Harpooned in defeat
They used their blubber for meat
Their blubber for meat

Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand

There are some friends
Some humans nearby
Who see the beached whale
Don't want him to die

They pull him from shore
Back into the sea
But he returns to the beach
Returns to the beach

Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand

This is the place
Where they park by the beach
No surfers in sight
Only dead whale meat

You saw the dark depths
At the top of the chain
And the sushi's obtained
The sushi's obtained

Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand

This is the beach
The end of it all
You swam up on shore
It's your curtain call

In death he will see
His calves and his mate
As the sun starts to bake
The seagulls intake
The seagulls intake
The seagulls intake

Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand
Whale In The Sand

NO LOBSTER LOST

So long crawling here
Looking for a meal
Pop my head out of the sand
I've been searching round
This ocean floor forever
Snapping claw crustacean
Suddenly some bait appears
Cage closes freedom disappears

They'll eat ya
They'll eat ya
They'll eat ya

Through the aquarium walls
he saw the chef approaching
and knew his time was up.
In an instant he was lowered
into a pot of scalding hot water
and the lid was closed over him,
boiling him alive.
He shuddered crustaceously.
No lobster escapes from Red Lobster...
No lobster lost... No lobster lost...

You've been sitting in the lobster tank forever
Other lobsters stacked on you
Someone picks you for a lovely Sunday meal
All your nightmares coming true
They suck the meat right out your shell
Welcome to your lobster hell

They'll eat ya
They'll eat ya
They'll eat ya

DEAD SOLES

Someone haul these clams away
Fish entwined in nets of pain
Lobsters boiled while they're alive
They scream and burn
with their death cries

And keep trawling me
They keep trawling me
Keep on trawling me
They keep trawling me

Red snappers in the nets can't snap
And urchin spines all bend and crack
Imperial Tuna diced and canned
Spread on bread at sandwich stands

And keep trawling me
They keep trawling me
Keep on trawling me
They keep trawling me

Trawling me
Trawling me
Trawling me
Trawling me

They keep trawling me
Keep on trawling me
They keep trawling me
They keep trawling me


SALMONPLAY

To the center of the sushi
there's some Philly Rolls made out of you
In the depths of the market
there's sashimi slices made out of you

Moving through assembly lines
disposing of your gutz and bones...
Ending up as the daily special
at the Sushi Zone

In the Salmonplay swimming through
the ocean depths knowing no more
But you ended up dead on a plate
with some albacore

And the cold wet scales of your body
are all thrown away
So your meat can be served with soy sauce
on a fancy tray

All your dead salmon friends
Cut up by the sushi chef
He wraps them in seaweed
With rice and cream cheese

To the center of the sushi
there's some Philly Rolls made out of you
In the depths of the market
there's sashimi slices made out of you!

FUKISHIMA

This is the hour when mutations emerge
Radiation that poisons the sea
An earthquake so moving
shakes straight to the core
The meltdown affects you and me
The reactor is walled by a concrete divide
Crushed by the large tsunami

Dinner is served
Fish glow in the dark
Complete with a third eye to boot
Absessing tumors in your tsunami
Recalls are announced on seafood
The warning that stands
at the edge of the beach
Reminds me the oceans are screwed

How deep
Man dives
To maintain control
Of tsunamis on fire
And the fission inside
As the toxins arrive
And the strontium seeps
Into my DNA
Into my DNA

ABALONE

Abalone are gastropod sea snails
Iridescent in all their glory
World's source for mother of pearl
Stuck to walls with muscle-foot sea slime

Harvest for food and fancy jewlery
Sport fishing in the land down under
Scraped off coral with sharp utensils
Abalone are gastropod sea snails

They'll scrape them all
No mercy shown
Abalone are gastropod sea snails
Watching her the fish she ate
The time she dined and
ordered one pan-fried

They'll scrape them all
No mercy shown
Abalone are gastropod sea snails
Tourist shops all lined with shells
but the ones who live there
are gone forever

Sea snails...

Sea snails... Under the sea
Sea snails... Cooked up as meat
Sea snails... Grandma's earrings


EATERS OF FISH

Hors d'oeuvres of fine caviar
Geflite fish in a jar
Made a promise at the buffet
To eat the sushi and the fillet

When you need seafood now
Don't want chicken or cow
And there's never a doubt
That you'll order the trout
Or a shrimp cocktail glass
With Chilean Sea Bass

Catching fish via prededation
Is the grizzly bear's dietary foundation
They're the sea bird's favorite dish
And even fish eat other fish!

Survival under the sea
Is "Eat them or eat me"
And you can't swim to hide
In ebbs and flows of the tide
Gutted, skinned, cooked, flambeed
In endless seafood parades

Can't resist temptation
Ahi tuna adoration
Smacking lips just thinking 'bout
Pan fried garlic lemon trout

The eaters of fish
Exist in every nation
The eaters of fish
Including mollusks and crustaceans
The eaters of fish
Like battered cod and salty french fries
No reluctance to partake
To dip in tartar sauce and bake
Pescatarian elation
For fish taco salivation!

FANGTOOTH FAILURES

Don't think that's a dinosaur
That's a carcass of a fangtooth eel
Hurricane took it from the ocean floor
Left it dying on a Texas shore

From the family of Op-hich-thi-dae
Tusky eel is its common name
Blown through the violent storm
Dead on the sand in its final form

He no longer denies
That's a carcass of a fangtooth eel
It's now all covered with flies
The rotted carcass of a fangtooth eel
Climate changes made the hurricanes
Turning fishes into airplanes
News story with a monster hook
Click and bait we take a look
What a sad fatality
Desperate gaspings of the fangtooth eel
Some other fish could see
Mother Nature is the real deal

He no longer denies
That's a carcass of a fangtooth eel
Now now all covered with flies
The rotted carcass of a fangtooth eel
Now that the hurricanes past
People will forget about the tusky eel
Environment is only getting worse
There's sure to be much more upheaval

No no its not the last
Rotted carcass of a fangtooth eel
No no its days are past
The rotted carcass of a fangtooth eel
The rotted carcass of a fangtooth eel

FISH IN BOWLS

Aquariums don't last forever
Even with maintenance and care
Someday all tanks will stop running
No fishes will be anywhere

The tiny freshwater goldfish
May exist its whole life in a bag
If its lucky it's dumped in a fishbowl
Or die in a carnival rag

Fish in bowls
That's all we are
Fish in bowls
That's all we are

A whirlpool could lead to destruction
So be grateful for comfort and care
You swim round in circles forever
And know that you're going nowhere

Beyond the confines of the fishbowl
Lies nightmares and eternal fears
The ocean is a pool of predation
Where they'll flush you when life disappears

Fish in bowls
That's all we are
Fish in bowls
That's all we are

Existence well what does it matter?
I exist as the best fish I can
Constantly chasing my tail
Waiting for oblivion
Waiting for oblivion

Fish in bowls
That's all we are

 

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This is a parody band and any similarities to any fish or people living or dead is purely coincidental but you know... sometimes stuff is like other stuff. Glub Glub.